Thursday, March 3, 2011

Sunday Blood Report

Today's Sunday Blood Report is coming to you all the way from the great country of Poland. Or at least Derek is.


Last Sunday, in a vicious footrace in our very own McCarren Park, Derek fell victim to the unforgiving pavement and Seth's wrath as the fastest kid in Brooklyn. The heated battle between Paul, Seth and Derek took a turn for the worse when some alleged pushing and shoving took place just near the finish line.


When asked about the questionable nature of the race Seth was quoted saying "I'm the fastest kid here, you don't like it, try me." Other opinions surfaced that Seth had pushed Derek to his unfortunate disqualification from the race. Derek still holds true that "the fall made my shirt look considerably more vintage so it's chill."


Either way the result of the fall can be seen below in the missing chunk of skin from Derek's hand.


Side note: Seth will be holding foot races every Sunday till someone beats him, which he is confident will not happen.

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